Dan and I are in Mexico with my family for the holidays. So Jake got to open his present early before we left. It is actually the same damn duck from Walmart that he gets 4 or 5 times a year. It’s called a Hartz “Nose Diver” and it’s his favorite. But after about a month of playing with it, he finds the seam in its head and conducts brain surgery. Cotton stuffing is everywhere and eventually it goes in the trash. Only to magically reappear completely healed and ready to be destroyed again.